Does anyone else have a “customer service autopilot” mode? Like the devil himself could walk in and I’d still say “hi there sir, how are you? Love the horns!”
i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova
Like this glorious jerk got arrested so many times that was literally ALL THEY HAD TO WRITE IN THE PAPER
He was a vagrant street kid and Seattle girls were all over this guy, to the point where it caused a moral panic. There’s a famous anecdote about a women proclaiming her love in Denny Park and then trying to shoot herself, but most of these reports were falsely worded in a way that suggest his female admirers were “upset about being deceived” when really they were upset that he was wooing other women, or trying to get his attention by being as extra as possible.
What you also should know is that back in the day “seduction” was a literal crime that could put you in prison (unless you married the woman you seduced) but since he wasn’t cis they couldn’t really CHARGE HIM with anything. Legend.
I especially like “Seattle Woman Appears in Men’s Clothes Because She Says Her Features Make it Possible.” I can’t imagine anything but someone going “Hey! You can’t dress like that!” and him responding “Oh yes I can. You see, I look very good.”
why does p*ssy fluid prune fingers 10000x faster than any other liquid
It’s the high acidity level of the mucus from the vaginal canal. The vagina is actually very acidic. The Ph level usually varies from 3-4.5 in terms of acidity.
Strong enough to bleach any colored/type/thickness of fabric. But that’s good because that’s how it keeps itself clean from bad bacteria and other microbes. Since it’s warm, damp, and dark it’s the perfect place for bacteria to grow! But the acidic mucus only allows (for the most part) good bacteria to survive!
The reasons your fingers prune, in general, is evolutionary. So they can grab onto wet objects or onto objects in wet climates (usually swamps, bogs, etc).
SO! It’s the body responding biologically/evolutionary to the high acidic level (like different wetlands with various Ph levels). It doesn’t know your pleasuring your girl/guy/or neither, the body thinks your off to gather some grub from your nearest wetland.
